hey pals!! this blog namely exists so i can keep this url tucked away, but you can find me at fellatioutboy.tumblr.com! i realize there are a few posts going around that are still sending people to this username, but i rarely post anything here, so its not all that great to follow this. thanks!

wisepizza:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

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desire-to-mate:

panic-at-the-dildos:

why is this blog gaining followers at 20x the speed of my main

perhaps the url

fellatioutboy is a GREAT url hmm

doctordonna10:

qthewetsprocket:

dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

(Source: littlechinesedoll, via 57academics)

tinychatter:

celesensational:

tinychatter:

imagine how great your life would be if you had a professional hair and makeup team

Imagine if you didnt need one because you finally accepted that you are beautiful the way you are and dont need to hide yourself in professionally styled hair and makeup.

id rather get the hair and makeup team

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officialunitedstates:

Imagine a butterfly talking.  Imagine a butterfly gently landing on your shoulder and whispering the Gettysburg Address in your ear

(via brvcefvce)

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asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

(via brvcefvce)

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